So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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