It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
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Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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