he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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