brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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