Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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