He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
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We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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