I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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