lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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