Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Randomize