i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
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All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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