I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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