Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
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I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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