the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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