erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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