I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
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and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize