I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
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Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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