coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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