never play flip cup with pint glasses
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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