i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
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I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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