i just wanna soil my oats bro
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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