what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
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Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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