alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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