Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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