Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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