Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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