Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
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You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
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You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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