What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
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Rumble strips road head = magical
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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