He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
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well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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