Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
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He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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