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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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