Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
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Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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