He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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my text book just quoted the cookie monster
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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