After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
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I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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