We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
honey bunches of taint.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
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He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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