Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
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it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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