The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
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the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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