no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Randomize