Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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