I can tuck mytits in my pants
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
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I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
the gays at disneyland are vicious
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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