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Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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