My boss' voice literally gives me gas
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
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you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Do plants get herpes?
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