haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I'm always down for nudity.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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