Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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