Its about making memories worth repressing
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Never joke about your clitoris.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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