I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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