I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
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I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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