Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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