everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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