if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize