how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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